-- Where Are You? --

Minister Pei Xiu came to visit Open Source Monastery.  When the head monk came to greet him, Pei pointed to a portrait on the wall and asked, “What is that?”

    The monk said, “It's the portrait of a famous high priest.”

    Pei said, “I can see the portrait, but where is the priest?”

    The monk couldn't answer.  Pei said, “Isn't there a Zen person in this monastery?”

    The monk went to get Master Huangbo.  When the master arrived Pei said, “I have a question, but no one's able to answer.”

    The master said, “Please ask the question.”

    Pei said, “The portrait can be seen, but where is the high priest?”

    The master suddenly shouted, “Pei Xiu!”

    Pei said, “Yes?”

    The master said, “Where are you?”

    Pei Xiu immediately understood.